Who’s Calling?

I’m not sure why I keep getting this question, but here it is again:
Dear Sister Mary Grace, 
Why in Hell? – 

Boys and girls, Hell is a calling. I don’t know any place luckier than Hell.
We have a close-knit community, surrounded by glorious Livingston County farmland and woodlands, with trails, lakes and rivers. And of course the dam in Hell is a wonderful landmark.

Another curiously short question:
Dear Sister Mary Grace,
Where in Hell? – 

We are a stone’s throw from Lansing, the capitol of Michigan. Many people tied to government live and work there, so it’s not surprising that many of them wind up in Hell.
We are truly a microcosm of America, because people from all walks of life live in Hell.